amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

• sand
• alcohol or lighter fluid
• sugar  

1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

thecablecarisunwindingalways:

amber-awkward:

moldykins:

SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S  SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF

NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL

Help a bro get laid

wow that’s hilarious

camiekahle:

asmilingmalice:

I maintain that this is the greatest gif on my dash right now.

DFLKHGKSLA???!

suppermariobroth:

Luijesus.

When eating chips and dip

pheebadohdoh:

usoppsass:

IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s

meme-spot:

hehehe

overhumor:

im always on the look out for this

idiotsonfb:

Craig makes a good point.